Here in the village oral hygiene is not a priority, and the
closest dentist is a $172-roundtrip-airfare away, so you can imagine my
distress when part of my permanently cemented retainer popped off my tooth.
My quick-thinking (and very thrifty) husband immediately
advised me to call my dental assistant friend for advice. She gave me two
options: super glue it or remove it.
Neither option sounded too appealing as they both included Steve’s
bull-in-a-china-shop hands tinkering in my mouth.
After weighing the
options, I reluctantly decided to let Dr. Steve glue the retainer back in
place.
The scene would have made any dentist cringe. First, Steve made me swish with rubbing
alcohol “to dry out” my mouth (note to self: using rubbing alcohol in the mouth
is akin to gargling with fire and will subsequently cause the mouth to salivate
uncontrollably in order to cool itself down).
After I recovered from the oral inferno, I laid down on the
less-than-sanitary church floor while Steve blasted my mouth with a hairdryer
“to dry it out”.
When my mouth felt as dry as the Sahara Desert on a summer
day, Steve worked diligently to keep the super glue from touching anything that
wasn’t supposed to be glued while Assistant Maddie held an all-purpose
flashlight in my mouth, and Assistant Klaira tried unsuccessfully to keep Riley
(our dog) from licking my open mouth and the dental tools (which Steve later
informed me were used on his Great-Grandpa’s sheep farm--lovely). Meanwhile, I was choking on the paper towels
Steve was stuffing into my mouth “to keep it dry”, and praying he wouldn’t take
this vulnerable opportunity to glue my mouth shut. Several long minutes later, my retainer was back
in place.
But Dr. Steve wasn’t done yet! Enjoying his debut in dentistry, he decided I
needed my teeth cleaned, too, so he scraped off some plaque and “polished” my
pearly whites with a toothbrush. Remote
dentistry at its finest!
The whole ordeal was completely unsanitary but my retainer
is once again retaining, my teeth are cleaner, and my mouth isn’t glued
shut. Success!
Through this Alaskan adventure, God is teaching us to be
aware and grateful for even the smallest things (like a tiny $10 bottle of
super glue!). We pray that you too, are
experiencing some of God's "Super Glue Blessings".
This post made me chuckle. I could totally envision it happening. Good job, Dentist Steve! Way to be a great patient, Audrey. And girls, you are certainly learning skills that most kids have no clue about! <3
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